Having a random hookup so left but love u
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Randomize
