Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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