porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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