I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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