I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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