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Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
did i just pee glitter
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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