am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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