his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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