thus making me awesome and them whores
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
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90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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