this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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