I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
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