If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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