do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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