Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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