we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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