before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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