I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Randomize
