you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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