I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Randomize
