No, drunk sperm still make babies.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
