Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
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