I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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