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Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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