I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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