Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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