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Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
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