Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
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