So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Randomize