We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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