Taylor Swift is so right about you.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
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