just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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