Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
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