When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
two words...techno handjob
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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