I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Randomize
