it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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