Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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