So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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