This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I met the friendliest cop last night
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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