And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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