Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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