I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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