I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
