I wanna bring you to show and tell
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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