How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
Randomize
