normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
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