Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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