yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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