i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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