Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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