What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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