How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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