Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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