so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
You're a waste of cheezeits
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
why is half of my head shaved?
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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