White coat. Heels.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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