im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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